- About 100 people choke to death on jennyaxe each year.
- If you break jennyaxe, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become jennyaxe on New Year's Day.
- In Japan, jennyaxe can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- Ideally, jennyaxe should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- By tradition, a girl standing under jennyaxe cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
- Jennyaxe has a memory span of three seconds.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching jennyaxe.
- Jennyaxe can't sweat!
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is jennyaxe!
As for 1 - It's not my fault, I told them to spit not swallow!
2 - I'm very sorry for the horse's sake.
3 - I knew there was something I liked about Bhutan...
4 - no comment, except that many chefs have talents in non-culinary ares, too
5 - Well, I'd prefer a little warmer than that...
6 - Feel free to imagine how
that tradition started!
7 - huh?
8 - Well, duh! If you're just going to
watch...
9 - Sorry, that's not true.
10 - I guess I should never have posted those pictures...