memeage!

[jennyaxe]

As I still can't type very well, I'll do the cut-and-paste stuff instead...

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Train my cats to hunt hamsters. Get your resolution here

by limitedbythesky

jennyaxe's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 02:39:18 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 12:39:39 PM

Alco Money! : $ 439

Guests of Honour

_hypatia_ is a repulsive Wiccan and is as anti-alcohol as they come. _hypatia_ drank 4 Goldschlagers, 1 Cider, 1 Mescal.
cdybedahl is a disconsolate Atheist. cdybedahl drank 6 Ales.
jennyaxe is a crummy Liberal Christian. jennyaxe drank 2 Pernods.
stonebender is a melancholy Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. stonebender drank 5 Pilsners, 2 Poteens, 1 Sherry, 5 Ales, 6 Rums.
serenejournal is a bewildered Wiccan. serenejournal drank 20 Red Wines.
caerleon is an unhappy Buddhist. caerleon drank 15 Vodkas, 3 Poteens, 1 Poteen, 1 Tequila.
krabbe is a good-natured Hindu and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. krabbe drank 7 Gins, 3 Rums, 2 Cosmopolitans, 2 Bloody Marys.
bellinghman is a schizophrenic Liberal Christian who makes Idi Amin look like a frustrated baby who hasn't been winding before bo-bo. bellinghman drank 3 Champagnes.
dominicflandry is a dismayed Atheist who enjoys biting the heads off seagulls in front of children. dominicflandry drank 15 Pulques.
katlinel is a powerless Liberal Christian. katlinel decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
executrix is a lethargic Liberal Christian and a fiery pint monster who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. executrix drank 2 Mescals, 1 Hot Toddy.

Sick!

jennyaxe's home is completely covered in vomit and it'll definitely take more than a 7 man operation to clean it up!

Lovers

SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB! caerleon is most definately executrix's bomb of sexness!

The Drunkest

Dear God caerleon! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!

Random Events

krabbe made violent love with serenejournal on top of the television.

stonebender and bellinghman took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night

dominicflandry and _hypatia_ took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke.

Comments

[cdybedahl.livejournal.com]

You'll have to take care so the hamsters don't beat up Tusse.

[rodluvan.livejournal.com]

When I had a sprain arm (this is long ago) I did only type the lower-case letters on the type writer. And it worked. People understood.
I also tried this party but I went too drunk so I did not paste it. LOL :-) Happy New year to you all, even to the cats and the horse.