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Jul. 21st, 2006 02:52 pm
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So, I'm in Scotland. What does one do in Scotland, you ask?
Answer: One writes silly fic drabbles...

Fic: Stargate SG-1, Dr Who

Big and honking

Written by Jenny Dybedahl

"Well, he did say he was a doctor."
"Yes, Daniel, he did say that."
"So, obviously, I couldn't know..."
"No, no, of course you couldn't."
"And, and he did fix the Stargate. And he got Carter back."
"Yes, Daniel, he did."
"Anyway, I'm really sorry, Jack. I know you wanted it very much."
"Yeah. It would have come in useful. Might even have worked against Anubis. It's not like that thing is going to be any help."
"Well, you know, he was right. Calcium is good for you."
"Yeah, well, I'm still not thrilled about a big honking space banana."

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Fic drabble

Jun. 17th, 2006 02:06 pm
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Setting: After "Chain Reaction", S4

Unchained reaction

Written by Jenny Dybedahl

"So, how was Maybourne?" Daniel handed Jack a beer and sat down beside him.
"Oh, same old, same old."
"Still hitting on you?"
"Like there's no tomorrow. You should have seen him in Kinsey's office. He has no self control around guns."
"It's been a while since he got arrested. Maybe they don't let the prisoners have guns where he's been."
"The guards have guns. Which I completely understand. I'd want one if I was guarding Maybourne."
"Jack, you always want a gun."
"When I'm around Maybourne. Always when I'm around Maybourne, Daniel."
"It's nice to know he appreciates it."

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Stargate revisited

Apr. 24th, 2006 10:00 pm
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Since Calle put a plotbunny into my head I need to re-watch both Blake's 7 and Stargate SG-1. I started on B7 while visiting mother (who was highly amused by my comments on slashiness between Gan/Vila and Avon/Blake). Now I'm watching the first double-episode of SG1. And seriously, can anyone fail to notice the slashiness between Jack and Daniel from the very start?

( Cut for those not interested in my pervy Jack-Daniel fantasies )

In other news I'm just back from a harp concert where Calle's harp teacher sang and danced. It was beautiful.
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What to do when you're ill

Mar. 15th, 2006 04:39 pm
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That damn cold decided to rear its ugly head again. Or maybe it's a new one this time. Anyways I have a fever and have spent the day in bed with cats and laptop.

I'm sure everyone is most surprised to hear that I've been watching Stargate SG-1. I've gotten to season 8 by now.

( Cut for spoilers )

In other news the cats are being cuddly but I lack sufficient quantities of chocolate.
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SG-1 again...

Feb. 8th, 2006 03:31 pm
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After seeing the end of season 5, I realised that all the slashiness I'd seen up to that point was of the pre-actual-relationship variety. There's simply no way that Jack and Daniel actually got it on before Meridian. But it's fairly obvious that Jack really regrets this... especially in "Abyss".

But then there's Maybourne. There's Paradise Lost. Over on Area 52 there's a lot of Jack/Maybourne stories set during this episode. I can certainly see why...

Maybourne: "There's nothing like a good wiener". (Yeah, sure he was talking about a hot dog...)

Then they spend a month or so marooned on an alien moon, whereafter Jack gets the Tok'ra to find some planet where Maybourne can stay...
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More SG-1 slashiness...

Feb. 1st, 2006 09:02 pm
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The best line of this show has got to be in "Ascension". Carter has been ordered to take time off and complains that she has nothing to do. Jack and Teal'c show up at her house for pizza. Carter tells them she's got a date already. Jack and Teal'c walk towards the car.

Jack: "Now what?"
Teal'c: "I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello."
Jack (tosses the phone to Teal'c): "Call Daniel."



In "Beast of Burden" there's a lovely scene in the beginning. Daniel has seen the Unas he befriended being kidnapped by someone who came through the stargate on the Unas planet.

Daniel: I'd like to find out what they want with an Unas.
Jack (looking a bit grouchy): For the record, I don't care...
Daniel looks like he's trying to not show how exasperated he is. Teal'c and Carter both look at Jack who seems rather embarrassed.

Not that any of this would indicate that Jack's at all jealous. Not at all. Indeed not.


In "The Tomb", SG-1 and a Russian team are trapped in a Babylonan-type ziggurat. They know someone's been taken as host by a Goua'old. Jack has been exploring the ziggurat and after an explosion comes back to the room where Daniel is. Daniel immediately gets up and starts towards him. Jack is about 2 inches away from Daniel when Teal'c shows up and Jack immediately backs off... Meanwhile Carter is busy taking care of the wounded Russian lieutenant, who happens to be both beautiful and female. There has got to be a lot of slash from that episode...
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Parody or pastiche?

Jan. 28th, 2006 11:50 am
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It's the year 2000. The galaxy is entirely occupied by the Goua'old. Well not entirely!
One small planet of indomitable Tau're still holds out against the invaders.
And life is not easy for the Goua'old Jaffar who garrison the fortified planets
of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium...

The main characters:

Jackerix, the hero of these adventures. A shrewd, cunning little warrior; all perilous missions are immediately entrusted to him.

Teal'ix, Jackerix's inseparable friend. Teal'ix is always ready to drop everything and go off on a new adventure with Jackerix.

Janetix, the planet druid. Gathers mistletoe and brews magic potions.

Hammondix, the chief of the planet. Majestic, brave and hot-tempered, the old warrior is respected by his men and feared by his enemies. Hammondix himself has only one fear; he is afraid the mountain may fall on his head tomorrow.

Dannyfix, Jackerix's dog.

Apopius Caesar, dreaded by many but also loved by his legion. Conqueror of the entire galaxy - except for a small planet...

Ammaunetra, the world's most famous Queen. Apophius can't resist her.


Problem is, I can't figure out a suitable character for Sam. There's the bard, but he's not very well liked nor very smart. Suggestions?
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More slashbait

Jan. 27th, 2006 04:49 pm
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Summary: SG-1 are addicted to a device which affects their brain chemistry. They need to stay close to the device while gradually decreasing its emissions or they'll die from withdrawal symptoms.

Jack: So... three weeks in a palace by the beach
*camera pans to Daniel*
*camera pans back to Jack*

/me convulses with laughter
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Slashbait galore...

Jan. 27th, 2006 03:21 pm
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So I'm home from work today due to the not-quite-healed hand being way too achey plus I've got a cold. So far I've spent my day in bed watching Stargate SG-1 on my laptop.

Seriously, can that series get any slashier without approaching Xena territory?

There's Jack/Daniel, which is practically canon...

Daniel: Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?
Jack: A little of both, actually...

And there's the way Jack adjusts Daniel's glasses for him, and gets all jealous when some girl hits on him. Oh, and the episode where Daniel gets snatched by an Unas.
Carter: "So what would a primitive Unas want with Daniel?"
Jack "I recommend units 1 and 2, P90s... I also recommend we take off right now, sir."

I tell you, Avon and Blake are nothing to it!

Of course, Carter/Fraiser is of more immediate interest to me, only there's so much less Fraiser screen time. Still, how about in 100 days, when Jack is stuck on another world:

Fraiser: You miss him, don't you.
Carter: Yeah...
Fraiser: Is this a problem?
Carter: No. No, of course not.

But really, the Jack/Maybourne slash bait in "Chain Reaction" was the best so far. Jack and Maybourne are in the office of the nasty senator Kinsey, who's been involved in all sorts of shady dealings including threatening General Hammond's family. Jack pulls a gun and points it at the senator.
Maybourne: "Jack... What are you doing?" Now, it's not the words themselves, it's the small smile and half leer and sort of... intimate, somewhat turned-on tone of voice that had me laughing out loud.

Now I shall go look for more slash bait.
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