So, I'm in Scotland. What does one do in Scotland, you ask?
Answer: One writes silly fic drabbles...

Fic: Stargate SG-1, Dr Who

Big and honking

Written by Jenny Dybedahl

"Well, he did say he was a doctor."

"Yes, Daniel, he did say that."

"So, obviously, I couldn't know..."

"No, no, of course you couldn't."

"And, and he did fix the Stargate. And he got Carter back."

"Yes, Daniel, he did."

"Anyway, I'm really sorry, Jack. I know you wanted it very much."

"Yeah. It would have come in useful. Might even have worked against Anubis. It's not like that thing is going to be any help."

"Well, you know, he was right. Calcium is good for you."

"Yeah, well, I'm still not thrilled about a big honking space banana."