Mmm, hardware...

[jennyaxe]

I've just moved a number of parts from one computer to another.

My hands got all dirty. The water turned gray when I washed them.

Maybe we should vacuum the computer room a bit more often.

Comments

...fan...

[(Anonymous)]

It's because of all them fans, blowing dust into the machine. I recommend disabling all fans inside the case. In fact, all movable parts inside the machine should probably me disconnected. Just to make sure.

/ Jesper

[jennyaxe.livejournal.com]

For some reason I just remembered once upon a time when you were changing hard disks in Mom's computer... as I recall, you ended up painting my bathroom as payment for the new disk I got her.

And now you work for Microsoft. I see a connection here.

Well...

[(Anonymous)]

First, I painted the hallway ceiling and I put up the shower head.
Second, I did that out of the kindness of my heart. And for a slight fee.
Third, that 386sx machine what broke, well, she got that from you...

So there.

Oh, and Microsoft isn't a hardware company :)

[jennyaxe.livejournal.com]

Microsoft isn't a hardware company

That's funny, because as a rule I've found their hardware far superior to their software. The Microsoft mouse I've got works well, gives me no nasty surprises and has never chrashed :-P